Al Gore admitted in a drunken stupor that he made the whole thing up, thinking it would help him get the presidency in '08. He decided to come clean after receiving a call from Hillary asking if he wanted to be her bitch for '08."I was so torqued over that comment I climbed in my SUV and drove around for 20 or 30 gallons of gas - I don't remember how much I burned to be sure - I've never had to keep track of that before. All I know is it was about 4 or 5 times around my mansion that I drove. I did cool off after a bit when I noticed all the people getting dizzy off of my exhaust fumes though. I thought about throwing some breathing masks out my window - I keep them with me all the time - but that would be littering, wouldn't it? I'm very mindful of our great nation's laws."
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